Zeran is a word used to describe getting played by someone who presents good intentions with ulterior motives. For example, a person that knows you have feelings for them will take advantage of your feelings and ask you to be in a committed relationship while they keep making plans to get back with multiple exe’s behind your back. Behind closed doors they’ll tell you what you want to hear but they downplay your relationship to their friends, family and the world on social media. When you call them out on their shadiness they turn it back on you and try to make you out to be “crazy”.
“What happened between you two?”
“Oh man, she said she loved me but kept making plans to get back with her ex-husband AND the guy she cheated on her husband with... she totally pulled a zeran so I finally cut her off.”
“Oh man, she said she loved me but kept making plans to get back with her ex-husband AND the guy she cheated on her husband with... she totally pulled a zeran so I finally cut her off.”
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Simply it means to have HUGE hands. Hands of this particular size get a lot of attention and attract a whole variety of puns relating to big hands.
Damn did you see that guy's hands?
Who? Zermeno's?
Yea. Mother fucker must bang like 10 girls at the same time with those sausages.
Lucky Zermeno!
WORD!
Who? Zermeno's?
Yea. Mother fucker must bang like 10 girls at the same time with those sausages.
Lucky Zermeno!
WORD!
by FUCK MAHS July 8, 2010
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Przemyslow is a zemafile.
Girls freak out when Zem touches them sexually because he is in fact a zemafile.
Girls freak out when Zem touches them sexually because he is in fact a zemafile.
by Leszek Kolakowski July 28, 2008
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by mr goober November 21, 2010
Get the zeray mug.When you ask a Zeromaster if a movie is good, and they say "no", then you know that it is a good movie.
by Flagonslayer December 20, 2008
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Gotta give credit to his sick sidemen video planning tho.
Gotta give credit to his sick sidemen video planning tho.
Person 1: oh my got is that Ethans dad.
Person 2: hes looks old enough.
Person 1: never mind, its just zerka.
Person 2: hes looks old enough.
Person 1: never mind, its just zerka.
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