by cowboy anna July 25, 2019
Get the e grek zedmug. 
A law that states 'the longer a person uses the imageboard 4chan, the probability of that person committing the crime of possessing child porn approaches 1'. When this happens, the user is considered a 'pedofag' and must quit 4chan forever.
by sorta June 6, 2011
Get the Zed's Lawmug. by x x s ex x May 11, 2024
Get the Zedmug. When a Zed run at you pants down to the ankles with punker sloppy wet butthole dripping down the path (like gasoline) then you light a match and watch the trial burn up to the ass and set all the hairs on fire till it gets to the dirty stick hole but chars it.
by SexMaster2099 December 22, 2023
Get the Dirty Zedmug. An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.
You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.
by SenorSauce January 18, 2024
Get the Zed Talksmug. The new subordinate article with an irregular conjugation. It can be used for dramatic emphasis. It is used directly in lieu of a "that", the" or "those" when referencing a noun, noun phrase, or subject that has been mentioned before. It cannot be used for "that", "the" or "those" if the noun, noun phrase, or subject hasn't yet been stated. It doesn't matter whether or not the noun, noun phrase, or subject was referenced paired with an article.
A song was played and zed song was beautiful.
No one could find the parts and zed parts were very important.
No one could find the parts and zed parts were very important.
by Little.Fire September 19, 2018
Get the zedmug.