get yoinked

When you steal a small thing (usually food) from someone in a funny context, and you want to say something retarded that makes them laugh.
e.g.
Person 1: *takes biscuit from person 2's hands*
Person 2: Hey! Fuck you!
Person 1: Haha! Get yoinked!
by le zoink December 12, 2018
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yoink and boink

The act of kidnapping and subsequently raping a victim.
"Just wait 'til that honey stops to tie her shoe, that's when it's time for the yoink and boink!"
by D. Money February 21, 2008
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porn yoinked

When you're watching porn and as soon as you're about to cum, the camera cuts to the guys face or ballsack effectively stopping your climax dead in its tracks
Me: I was watching porn the other night and right when I hit the spot the frame cut to the guy's stupid O face
Trey: Man that sucks. Did you at least get off?
Me: Yeah but I still felt like is been cheated
Trey: Sounds like you got porn yoinked brotha
by EspanolaDave March 04, 2015
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Yoinks Scoob

"Ruh Roh Raggy!"
"Like Yoinks Scoob!"
by Macho Man 95 August 01, 2021
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fart yoink

when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart
man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me
by Greg October 24, 2004
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yeet yoink

yeet yoink yer moms a boink
GUY 1: yeet yoink
GUY 2: yassssss slay get it queen
by yeetyoinkyerdadsaboink February 12, 2019
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yoink yeet

guy 1: last night i yoinked a car just to yeet it into the river.
guy 2: nice yoink yeet
by ruru kys May 14, 2019
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