Limp yogurt

When a man ejaculates when he is not erected

Blake Miller was so horny, that he limp yogurted!

by Fatman2004 June 29, 2020

Yogurt Bottom

A very fat and submissive gay man with poor personal hygiene. A veritable std factory.

I’m so horny I would risk my dick on a yogurt bottom right now

by Hallaluscious February 21, 2019

cock yogurt

sperm; the liquid secreted by the male reproductive organs. Otherwise know as semen or jizz.

Peter:"So before I was done, I asked her if she was hungry, she siad yes so I gave her a mouth full of my cock yogurt.
Ben: "nice one dude"

by Peter Murray December 27, 2007

yogurt tsunami

A huge load of jiz stocked up and released creating a tsunami like effect with a yogurt texture.

I stuck my meat dagger and her anal cave and it produced a yogurt tsunami.

by Texhammer October 06, 2017

Yogurt tears

Yogurt tears occur when a person takes male ejeculant to the face and more precisely the cheeks directly under the eye. As the ejeculant streams down the face you have yogurt tears.

I am gonna blow my load so hard in her face that she’ll cry yogurt tears.

by THEWox September 02, 2021

Crustacean yogurt

the little crusty things on the edge of yogurt containers

Wow! Crustacean yogurt! I love me some crustacean yogurt!!!!!!!!

by Hot mama Hershey December 07, 2017

Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

by theredcup September 08, 2019