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1 year old

A person who is one year old
most humans at this cant speak, read or write of course.

Are either cute af or just stupid.
Example : we were all 1 year old s.
by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020
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5 year olds

theses mfs have a literal spasms every time they see with ".EXE" at the end. They're also toxic little assholes that LOVEEE fortnite and cringey ass youtube videos and things that have died out like 3 years ago.
"Ew it's 5 year olds watching Lankybox!!!"
by Youcantusethisusernow1 May 26, 2023
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Python Year Old

A teenager new to programming who asks simple questions and holds strong opinions based on very limited experience.

Coined by FuryoShonen.
This Python Year Old kept messaging me asking for help with his Discord Bot
by ProgrammerWithBadIdeas April 14, 2022
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12 year old

A very rude thing to call someone especially towards tweens and teens, many people make fun of kids this age because of puberty and they act like their all cool but in reality you have been 12 before your just making fun of your past self 😉. Being 12 is the worst time of your life unless your like 3783 years old. It really really sucks ☹️😞😔. So stop bullying people and be more supportive. They never chose to be this age. 😖😞
You still play Roblox! You must be like 12?! 12 is such a stupid age you guys act so cool and have hormones going crazy. A 12 year old is so gay
by DVDS © November 9, 2019
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12 Year Old

A scotch whisky that has been aged in the barrel at least 12 years.
Aging of Scotch takes place in an oak cask, which is charred inside before being filled. Over the years, the whisky seeps in and out of the charcoal. This filters it, mellowing it, and gives it the caramel color (charred wood, like charred sugar, produces caramel, both being of similar chemical composition.)
Once the scotch is bottled the aging stops.
If you have a bottle of scotch which was distilled in 1944 and bottled in 1956, you have a bottle of 12 year old scotch.

When my roommate from college came to town we reminisced over a bottle of 12 year old.
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9 year old

Billy:"Mommy, mommy, I'm a 9 year old now so I can play fortnite!"
Mom: " You're a disappointment and I hope you get aids."
by ReloadzzRenegade October 17, 2019
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69 year old

woman 1: i'm turning 69 today~
man 1: let's do the 69 then ;)
kid: what's wrong with being a 69 year old?
by swaggy elder June 7, 2021
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