Bob: "Why is it taking John so long to get ready?"
Bill: "I think he's taking a quick peek at some yahoo news."
Bill: "I think he's taking a quick peek at some yahoo news."
by TehPyro666 April 26, 2009
Exciting online pool playing for when you are either too high or cracked-out the next day to lift a pool cue.
Brilliantly lazy alternative to the real thing.
Brilliantly lazy alternative to the real thing.
Q: "Do you want to go to Alder Park Bowling Club and play some pool?"
A: "Nah, I'm too fucked after all those drugs last night, I'm jut going to stay at home and play 'yahoo pool'."
A: "Nah, I'm too fucked after all those drugs last night, I'm jut going to stay at home and play 'yahoo pool'."
by Diego July 08, 2003
by dominic1232 September 26, 2017
Someone who deals with their problems by asking the world on Yahoo Answers on a regular basis instead of going to a therapist or their friends/family, either because they have too many problems for them, don't want to pay, or have no life. People who do this probably kill themselves eventually anyways.
Jake has too many problems for therapists and his family/friends, so he does yahoo therapy once a day on Yahoo Answers to get through them on a daily basis
by gonorrheeea December 13, 2010
An Internet Scammer from Nigeria
Who deceives foreigners (especially Americans) online to send him money and valuable items through various dubious means
They actually get quite rich thanks to the exchange rate of a Dollar to Naira (Nigerian currency)
Who deceives foreigners (especially Americans) online to send him money and valuable items through various dubious means
They actually get quite rich thanks to the exchange rate of a Dollar to Naira (Nigerian currency)
by Alade August 14, 2021
A dick eater. Someone who pretends to be confronted never stands on their own and when is confronted tried to avoid conflict and hide behind other men like Sam Bito and Herm.
by Slimeballslatt September 23, 2022
A now defunct social media client for Windows, Mac, Web, iOS and Android that was literally once the best thing ever. Yahoo Messenger introduced in 2001, IMVironments. It had characters such as Dilbert, Nintendo, and Hello Kitty trying to take your background screen. In 2004, the much-loved Adobe Flash-powered Audibles was added and a ton of them was from the satire adult show, Happy Tree Friend's. It was popular in countries such as the Philippines, and finally was shut down in 2016. It was replaced with a "new version" that had nothing to do with the original. All the other definitions other than this are incorrect, because of calling them "slow" for the older versions.
Remember Yahoo Messenger?
Yeah, I loved the HTF audibles, and those were really good. I wish Yahoo Messenger is still around today.
Yeah, I loved the HTF audibles, and those were really good. I wish Yahoo Messenger is still around today.
by JadenTheMoose September 22, 2022