Someone who relentlessly hoards xp to themselves in a video game. They always work alone, as having anyone accompanying them will inadvertbly force them to do the one thing they despise more than anything else: sharing xp.
When Jeff plays minecraft, he likes to build cunning traps around mob spawners to trap other players. What a xp hog.
by zombieman132 October 19, 2013
When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.
Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.
by Sköl July 18, 2019
Some person on Discord: imma commit a national use windows xp day cya
Discord mod secretly: feeling his sex
Discord mod secretly: feeling his sex
by midasxd October 17, 2021
AN ANOTHER JOEYMEME ALT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GAMEJOLT, BLOCK IT, REPORT IT. PLEASE END THIS DRAMA RIGHT NOW.
by DETOS OFFICIAL January 31, 2025
Misogynist asshole edgelord
Half of urban dictionary loves him due to his wonderful "sense of humor"
Used to go by School Shooter to emphasize his edginess
Half of urban dictionary loves him due to his wonderful "sense of humor"
Used to go by School Shooter to emphasize his edginess
by subway572572 November 14, 2023
A high-end desktop/laptop intended for people who don't want to look as if they have a gaming PC. Versions with good graphics cards can run nearly all intensive games under minimum system requirements and many under recommended requirements.
Fred: I want a gaming laptop that does not make me look like a kid
Andrew: Get a Dell XPS. Make sure to get an SSD because those load in like four seconds.
Andrew: Get a Dell XPS. Make sure to get an SSD because those load in like four seconds.
by AFN7 December 01, 2017