WonkyClaw

A user name coined by an individual from Surrey, B.C. Used for many online sites, and even games, including Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. WonkyClaw is an awesome person.

I saw WonkyClaw playing video games the other day, he rocked!

by Trav_WC March 1, 2009

Wonky Donkey

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.

He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey

by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021

Tonky Wonky

As opposed to a Tinky Winki, A Tonky Wonky is a huge penis.

Please won't not pull on my Tonky Wonky so hard.
Wow, your Tonky Wonky doesn't want to go there.

by Mcrb April 6, 2007

wonky cracker

a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate

"She is the most incompetent person I've ever worked with; she's such a wonky cracker!"

by Cristos April 26, 2006

Wowzy

(1) to express extreme awe of a situation, thing, person, or place
(2) another form of saying, "Wow!," without the exclamation mark

Person A: Her family has lived in this country for four generations
Person B: Wowzy! That's 320 years if each generation is about 80 years; her family has deep roots in this country!

by cisi December 1, 2010

willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.

Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).

by Dyman Princess June 14, 2017

Wozzy Syndrome

Also see Wozzy
If you have this syndrome it means you have all the symptoms of being a wozzy

To cure burn all your clothes, leave town, change your name, color your hair, get a full facial reconstruction and then take a gun to the head cause you still won't be cured.

Damn...Joe has Wozzy Syndrome

by MayBerry April 18, 2004