a wombat (found in and around the town of Jindabyne Aus) that is perpetually stoned. this fascinating animal has an obsession with car suspension. they are often found on the side of roads, with a dash of florescent paint on their backs, thinking about the suspension that they have just seen. Albert Einstein was a stoned wombat in disguise.
by [JAMMO] April 4, 2009
Get the stoned wombatmug. A sexual act wherein the female lies face down with her rear slightly propped up on pillow and the male stands 4-5ft away before charging the female, leaping into the air while screaming "Flying Wombat!" and finally making a crash landing inside the female.
When Eric flipped me over and ran away I wasn't sure what to think, then I heard him cry "Flying Wombat!" and braced myself for impact.
by The Flying Sheriffbat June 6, 2010
Get the Flying Wombatmug. When you are out on town with lads and you get into the dodgy part where the more liberal hoes are and you don't wanna walk past
by Subway Squad March 14, 2016
Get the Wombat Cornermug. an extraordinarily long jump.
The term made its debut in the Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception beta when a gamer named Wombat909 jumped about four times the normal distance between moving trucks.
The term made its debut in the Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception beta when a gamer named Wombat909 jumped about four times the normal distance between moving trucks.
Guy1: whoah dude that guy must be hacking! he just jumped so far!
Guy2: no, i've heard about those. he just did a wombat jump!
Guy2: no, i've heard about those. he just did a wombat jump!
by slaysomezs December 6, 2011
Get the wombat jumpmug. The male equivalent of a 'cougar'
Yo, did you see Grandpa Robert today? He was totes hitting on that 25 year old--what a winged wombat!
Like, ew.
IKR?!!!
Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.
Like, ew.
IKR?!!!
Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.
by JOE (Joe) February 11, 2014
Get the winged wombatmug. The reverse wombat is unusual sex position. The girl is covered in maple syrup with chocolate sprinkles all over. The guy lies down naked on a trampoline that has been covered in mango pulp. The girl then jumps on top the guy and bounces until his penis enters her vagina and at that moment makes wombat noises. The two then bounce as one and screach.
by realsexytimes December 6, 2010
Get the reverse wombatmug. The Purple Wombat is part of a shaggy dog story involving Billy. The entire story revolves around the listener wondering what the Purple Wombat is, only in the end to be disappointed and not find out.
The Purple Wombat is not an actual thing, action, etc. Its just part of the joke. Odds are if you're wondering what the Purple Wombat is, you read the joke.
The entire joke is that there is no Purple Wombat.
The Purple Wombat is not an actual thing, action, etc. Its just part of the joke. Odds are if you're wondering what the Purple Wombat is, you read the joke.
The entire joke is that there is no Purple Wombat.
by Wombat Explained October 13, 2009
Get the Purple Wombatmug.