woman
1: did you see that super helpful definition of a woman?
2: hell yeah man, urban dictionary is the best
2: hell yeah man, urban dictionary is the best
woman by dolphin_mother May 16, 2017
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Woman
A thing that god put on the earth to serve its Man in full by giving him food and sex whenever he says so. Often referred to as "Bitch" or "Ho"
1. Hey bitch! Get back in the kitchen.
2. Come here and suck my dick bitch!
3. I had to put down my woman yesterday.
2. Come here and suck my dick bitch!
3. I had to put down my woman yesterday.
Woman by ShitOnASandwhich January 8, 2012
Woman
Woman: A woman is a human being just like everyone else, men say woman aren't as strong and men are superior, only sex toys. Women are much more than that women are more than just skin with a vagina or men's toys or a thing for men to let their anger out. Not all women are the same, men need to stop being sexist. Woman are amazing strong, intelligent, terrifying species. Woman deserve to be respected, we are not hard to explain we are just like everyone else. Men also seem to have a screwed up idea about woman. May I point out that the other definitions of a woman on the urban dictionary are extremely warped and messed up.
Woman: I am a woman, a female being.
Woman by Juls.123429 May 10, 2018
Woman
Man:I'm pregnant
Woman:Really?
Man:yes, I didn't have my period this month
Woman:so you are a woman
Man:no?
Woman:than your not pregnant
Man:how do you know
Woman:do you have a vagina to push a baby out of you
Man:no
Woman:do you have periods to tell you your not pregnant at ALL
Man:no
Woman: so how I'm this WORLD are you pregnant
Man:whatever you sexist bitch. At least I didn't sleep with every man on this planet
Woman:sexist
later that day
Man a:today this woman called me sexist when she said she was better than me
Man b:really woman suck that's why I bang them and then don't see them ever
Man a:right on dude
Woman:Really?
Man:yes, I didn't have my period this month
Woman:so you are a woman
Man:no?
Woman:than your not pregnant
Man:how do you know
Woman:do you have a vagina to push a baby out of you
Man:no
Woman:do you have periods to tell you your not pregnant at ALL
Man:no
Woman: so how I'm this WORLD are you pregnant
Man:whatever you sexist bitch. At least I didn't sleep with every man on this planet
Woman:sexist
later that day
Man a:today this woman called me sexist when she said she was better than me
Man b:really woman suck that's why I bang them and then don't see them ever
Man a:right on dude
Woman
A woman- A precious person who has no fucking time for all of men's bullshit. They are constantly belittled by society and they can do nothing right in men's eyes. They are, however, the fucking superior gender and no know appreciates them.
Wow, women (like the woman who birthed me) are fucking stupid even though they try and do everything for us, we treat them like garbage?? It makes sense though.