wizards-sleeve

an extra large and cavernous minge.

as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.

by donkey snot August 15, 2003

Douche Wizard

An individual, of average or lower intelligence, who attempts portray themselves as insightful and/or smart.

After taking a philosophy class that kid became a real douche wizard.

by Dusty Slankz September 10, 2009

Piss Wizard

Name coined by Twitter users for UK Prime Minister and smug Etonian, David Cameron.

Oi Cameron have it #pisswizard

That piss wizard's got more chance of winning the x factor than the next election

by VioletSkye April 21, 2013

wizard rock

A genre of music that is based solely around J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. The movement started with the band Harry and the Potters, and branched out from there. The goal of wizard rock is to express the love for J.K. Rowling's books through music.

You can find wizard rock bands such as Harry and the Potters, Draco and the Malfoys, and The Whomping Willows on Myspace.

by the killer kel-a! December 9, 2005

Pretty Wizard

An 80's term used to describe something that is amazing, awesome, rad, cool, etc.

You have to admit, that was pretty wizard!

by That 80's Kid! May 16, 2016

wizard101 player

A person who plays the MMORPG called Wizard101, a game focused around wizards with different powers, aka "spells". At it's peak, there were 50 million players, all of whom have their own characters and life off of the game. There are many types of wizard101 players:
The Young Person: Usually has terrible stats, quests every once in awhile, has menu chat, and is 12 or younger
The PvP Person: The person who does PvP constantly and who's life goal is to be on the leader boards. Typically has lots of hex, a commander robe, and a strange addiction to realm wu. Usually has many accounts and deletes characters if they lose a PvP match.
The Quester: A person who maxes out as many characters as possible because they love the gameplay/storyline. Can be hardcore or casual. Some are pretty badass, while others have god awful stats.

The Social Person: Most likely has a guardian or archangel robe. Chills, hosts parties, decorates houses, that kind of stuff. Can be a horny realm Wu person sometimes.

The Boy/Girl-Crazy Bitch: the person who joins the game as an online dating site and is out to find their soulmate on freaking wizard101.

The Pervert: An older person who looks for the "wiz dating" people and lies about their age and picture.
Summer Players:
Type 1: Plays for one summer. Completely finishes the game during that summer, and never plays the game again.
Type 2: only plays in the summers. Doesn't play during rest of year, just summer.

Girl 1: Do u play wiz?
Girl 2: Yeah! Do you?
Girl 1: Yep!

Girl 2: what type of wizard101 player are u?
Girl 1: I'm a social player.
Girl 2: that's a turnoff... I'm a Type 2 Summer Player.

by biceps78 March 1, 2017

Git Wizard

One who belives himself to be magic, by doing stupid stunts.

The git wizard tried to spend 7 days in a bucket, and couldnt even hold his breath for 7mins

by British_bloke May 28, 2006