quarter-wit

Less than a half-wit. Would require two to make a half-wit, an idiot.

He's a total fool - a complete quarter-wit.

by Owain70 February 29, 2008

dry wit

1.) The ability to criticise someone and have them laugh about it; see also oblivious
2.) Humour that soars over the heads of your less intellectual friends
3.) Cutting sarcasm cleverly masked as a lighthearted joke; the epitome of Oscar Wilde

John: "Sometimes I wish I could think like you do, it must be fascinating"
Jason: "Was that dry wit?"
John: "Of course not, I truly admire your intellect!"
Jason: "Oh. cool."

by Kyle Kozmo August 6, 2006

jahova's witness

The reason I own dogs

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!

by ShaneV January 6, 2008

Git-Wit

A follower. Someone who coppies off someone else.

"Yo Ja Rule is such a git-wit!"

by Rob's Luvr May 20, 2004

half wit

stupid person who is 1 can short of a six pack, 2 rolls short of a picnic etc.., to have no common sense.

calfhead is a fuckin half wit!

by zabba September 11, 2003

fuck-wit

A fuck-wit is a individual with absolute no wits or intelligence and tries to come off smart when really they are just a fuck wit

.....Dude you don't know shit you're such a fuck-wit

by thdude21619 April 1, 2008

Flux wit it

To be okay with or like a situation. Used in place of "I'm alright with that". Usually combined with an arm motion similar to a wave.

In Indiana, children under the age of seven aren't allowed to flux wit it.

by rbrowne14 April 28, 2011