Winchester is an interesting suburb to the northwest of boston, about fifteen minutes away on the commuter rail, and home to a shifting teenage demographic which varies over time between independent and friendly and alcoholic and hateful, although the alcohol is pretty consistent, as is the jockness, but as much as they change they're always just the same as their parents - rich.
Some interesting people have appeared here, though.
Slang is unique. Most words end in izzy. Worthless people are called vus. Like if someone starts a fight, freaks out, backs their car really fast into someone they don't even know's car, then drives away, people will call after him "vuuuuuuuuu" before bolting from the Winchester Police Department. Or is someone gets heartbroken, and sends naked pictures of his exgirlfriend to her future professors at the college she's planning to go to before she gets a restraining order on him, the community will have labeled him a "vu" by nightfall.
Very critical town. No one knows where this old tradition comes from.
Come visit! Exit 32b on 93!
Some interesting people have appeared here, though.
Slang is unique. Most words end in izzy. Worthless people are called vus. Like if someone starts a fight, freaks out, backs their car really fast into someone they don't even know's car, then drives away, people will call after him "vuuuuuuuuu" before bolting from the Winchester Police Department. Or is someone gets heartbroken, and sends naked pictures of his exgirlfriend to her future professors at the college she's planning to go to before she gets a restraining order on him, the community will have labeled him a "vu" by nightfall.
Very critical town. No one knows where this old tradition comes from.
Come visit! Exit 32b on 93!
by lifelongwinchester October 5, 2005
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Everyone thinks they are better than you.
Beige chinos are worn excessively.
Posh dads wear their jumpers tied around their necks. Usually accompanied with sunglasses.
Students who take philosophy as an A-Level don't wash and are indie or just use any excuse to protest because they think it's cool.
Students talk about politics when they know nothing about it.
The boys are turning into girls and taking selfies.
Other than that a really nice historical city!
Everyone thinks they are better than you.
Beige chinos are worn excessively.
Posh dads wear their jumpers tied around their necks. Usually accompanied with sunglasses.
Students who take philosophy as an A-Level don't wash and are indie or just use any excuse to protest because they think it's cool.
Students talk about politics when they know nothing about it.
The boys are turning into girls and taking selfies.
Other than that a really nice historical city!
"We go to Peter Symonds in Winchester so we are immediately smarter than everyone else"
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A man over 40, usually head shaven to hide balding hair patterns, who cruises college bars and attempts to sleep with girls half his age. The Winche'll usually parties too hard for his own good, contributing to his 'donut' like figure, hence the Winche'll (donut).
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Get the Winchester mug.White person suburban town in Mass, most of the population is white or Asian. Everyone owns either a Labrador or a golden retriever. White picket fence type town, 2.5 kids with a dog. And a prestigious public high school. Yet everyone somehow still manages to suck in Winchester. The town gets old fast once you age out of the middle school, the novelty of the downtown wears off. A lot of fake people, adults and teens. Adults bored out of their minds all they do is jog, bleach their god awful damaged hair and gossip about how they think poor Bobby has a vape addiction. And Bobby is too bored and privileged so he inhales the smoke in hopes to appeal to the sheep in his classes, as he suffocates his lungs. Meanwhile the real smokers put out blunts in silence and wallow in their depression. But it should be okay since we all get at least 3.0 GPA’s right this is fucking Winchester Massachusetts. The town where individuality dies and becomes outcasted, and creativity is thrown in the dumpsters. If your thinking of coming here don’t. But if you are an unfortunate soul living here, don’t become one of the sleepers walking through life being molded into what they want you. Be who you are, so stick your middle finger up and say Fuck you Winchester Massachusetts.
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The gutter slut was amazed by my skeet shooting puff clouds so she gave me the Winchester Bust right there on station 8.
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