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Red Widow

Holding your penis as tightly as possible until it turns completely red and flailing it in circles like a peniscopter.
Barney perfectly demonstrated his Red Widow technique to the crowd of gawkers.
by fotofotof July 19, 2016
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bloody nose black widow

People who love the marvel character black widow and her bloody nose.
"those people are OBSESSED with Natasha Romanoff after she smashes her head into a desk during her movie Black Widow. They call themselves "bloody nose black widow"
"wow😮"
by taylorswiftthighs July 19, 2021
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janitor widow maker

Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.

A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.
Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.
by Nick2011 September 4, 2008
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fantasy widow

A wife who has lost her husband (temporarily) to his fantasy sports obsession.
After my husband told me he had 15 ESPN fantasy baseball leagues this season, I began my mourning as a fantasy widow for the season.
by FiestyItalianGal July 8, 2010
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TDY Widow

TDY stands for Temporary Duty and thus for military men and women who are deployed on a mission. A widow is someone whose husband passed away. Combined, it is used to express that your partner (husband/bf) is away from home and at times, you feel lonely due to that.
My man is gone TDY again, I feel like he's hardly ever home. I'm a TDY widow
by mimimietje December 4, 2010
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black widow

1. A poisonous spider.
2. A disingenuous woman who exploits her position in a relationship to the detriment of her partner.
3. In the conflict between Russia and Chechnya, a Chechen widow whose husband died at the hands of the Russians and who consequently becomes a terrorist, usually a suicide bomber, herself.
Example of #3: Authorities found that several of the terrorists involved in the Beslan school massacre were so-called "Black Widows."
by Sam Sundquist November 1, 2004
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WIDWIDRICSAS

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout

Acronym for a quote attributed to everyone from SciFi luminary Robert A. Heinlein to Canadian writer Laurence J. Peter. Also attributed to Burma Shave signs.
Mike: The demo's in 30 minutes and we don't have a plan yet. What are we going to do?!?!?!
Steve: WIDWIDRICSAS!
by SusanM January 9, 2009
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