Jizz whiz

That syrupy piss you take right after ejaculating.

Man, I just took a jizz whiz after pounding my lady.

by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012

whiz-race

The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.

I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Gee Whiz

A word once used by youth as a substitute for cursing, but that has now been so associated with the elderly it’s become an ageist slur. It was confirmed at a slur after the “gee whiz” attacks of 2006, where four elderly citizens in New Jersey were roundhouse kicked into critical conditions while the word gee whiz was brutally yelled at them. The same year, the so-called “gee whiz hitmen” broke into a nursing home in Idaho, vandalising the building with the word gee whiz in red blood-like spray paint, and subsequently attempting to throw an elderly man Geoffrey Wilson out of a third story window. The man’s wheelchair proved difficult to fit through the window pane, so the attempt was unsuccessful, and the rioters were arrested. Gee Whiz is now a deeply offensive word, and one that should scarcely be uttered again, unless the elderly wish to reclaim it.

2006 Lilac Flowers Retirement Home attacker: “Geoffrey was nothing but a filthy old Gee Whiz, and one we we felt must be disposed of”

Wilson’s granddaughter: “I will never, ever utter the GW words in my life, they have caused harm to our poor elderly, and I will continue to fight against this all-too-common term”

by geewhizwarrior March 17, 2024

whiz kid

A smart-alecky youngster who is always needing to "drain his radiator".

Whiz kids are supposed to be brilliant and talented; makes me wonder, therefore, if they are actually able to attain such exceptional bladder-control dat they can feel da need to pee whenever they choose, rather than merely letting Mother Nature decide when it's "time to go"?

by QuacksO February 24, 2023

Jizz Whiz

The act of going to the bathroom to relieve yourself (Pissing) right after the completion of intercourse or masturbation (Cumming), or both happening simultaneously by accident or with intent.

"After 50 minutes of thrusting and teasing, Jeff came all over his partner oozing them down. With some short breaths of relief, he waddled his way to the bathroom, took the toilet seat up, and proceed to release all the piss he had stored up in him. Jeff just did a Jizz Whizz."

by JTL07 June 11, 2023

Cheese Whiz

Refers to farting when you pee.

Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!

by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 20, 2024

Gee Whiz

Short for "General Wisdom." Often used to introduce a common sense concept for some field of interest that generally applies to various scenarios in said field.

"It's best to do some online research before you commit to buying a new car. Gee whiz."

by AOmundson March 29, 2024