Jesus in a wheelchair?

When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.

Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"

Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"

by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019

i will make you a wheelchair

A widely used term for showing respect to your friend in New Zealand

Bob: completes every dare he's ever be asked by Gary

Gary:dude you've done every dare I've asked since we met now I will make you a wheelchair

by The cunt on the dunny February 7, 2019

Welch

Dumb ass bitch who never does what they say they're going to do.

There's a welch on the phone who said she'll be here at three, but we all know she's not going to show up today.

by Squeaky_lil_b May 4, 2016

wheelchair

When you see a guy/girl so hot that you would fuck him/her so hard, they would require a wheelchair to move around.

Mark: Damn! Check out that blonde chick over there.

Sam: She is definitely of wheelchair quality!

by Savona August 1, 2008

wheelchairian

An ancient keltic ice warrior who was unfortunately injured In a freak accident and now completes in sports such as blind curling and ice tennis

Dave the kelt was able to run before his accident now he's a wheelchairian

by Dave the wheelchairian March 25, 2014

The Wheelchair

The thing from the South Park series, what Timmy is sitting on.

Timmyyyyyyy ... said retarded Timmy while sitting on the Wheelchair before getting gased by Zyklon B in the Gas chamber

by BigBruhTheoryBigBang March 6, 2020

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within February 3, 2012