Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.
Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2015
by Dr. Memeology November 03, 2020
Person 1: you know that song watermelon sugar?
Person 2: yea it’s about some sugar from a watermelon
Person 2: yea it’s about some sugar from a watermelon
by (Dabi_simp) January 30, 2021
by Ben and Friends November 14, 2016
This is what you get when you put Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran through google translate... Fame, fortune and a whole lot of ten year olds singing "Gradually Watermelon" over and over again at the top of their lungs.
Kid 1: Did you see the new shirt that Malinda Kathleen Reese released yesterday?
Kid 2: Ya! Last time she sold the gradually watermelon shirt my parents told me they wouldn't buy it, but now I have a job!
Kid 3(me): I heard about that! I wish I had a job so I could buy it in the re-release...
Kid 2: Ya! Last time she sold the gradually watermelon shirt my parents told me they wouldn't buy it, but now I have a job!
Kid 3(me): I heard about that! I wish I had a job so I could buy it in the re-release...
by AudOdd3 February 26, 2021
A self-propelled watermelon from the Demented Cartoon Movie that appears with fanfare and zooms along until it splatters against a surface.
Dadadada-dadaaaaa! Wheeeeeee! *splat*
by Korora February 17, 2005
A watermelon student is somebody who has been classically trained in the art of eating watermelon. Their teacher is none other than Tom Willett. They know the secret ingredients to perfect any watermelon, and they know the secrets that the fork cartel is hiding.
by twinkle twinkle Patrick star July 16, 2017