Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.

Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?

by ee normousee rection May 5, 2020

Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize they a wranglin people.

Glitch is a retard wrangling bozo.

by jazzwolf May 16, 2022

Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize that they are a retard wrangler, and is completely oblivious to that fact, or accepts and ignores it.

That guy said he wants his team wants to be top fifty, but he’s just a retard wrangling bozo.

by jazzwolf May 16, 2022

Tod wanging

A game whereby you find some really clayish soil, work it into a tod (small missile) then get a flexible long twig, and press it onto the end. You then wang it (thow it) by holding the other end of the stick, usually aiming at your friends. Dog's tennis ball throwing sticks also work a treat.

Hi Simon, let's go to the park and do some tod wanging.

by LordHerefordsNob May 19, 2022

Tod wanging

A game whereby you find some really clayish soil, work it into a tod (small missile) then get a flexible long twig, and press it onto the end. You then wang it (thow it) by holding the other end of the stick, usually aiming at your friends. Dog's tennis ball throwing sticks also work a treat.

Hi Simon, let's go to the park and do some tod wanging.

by LordHerefordsNob May 19, 2022

Benjamin Wanklin

A Benjamin Franklin which jerks off all the time.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Wanklin? That boy sure does jerk off all the time."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

bully-waggling

It is a type of tug of war with words but getting nowhere or not coming to a resolution. A push of opinions but staying stagnant due to the varying opinions.

This conversation is full of people bully-waggling.

by Dr. Chancee December 9, 2023