Wanger Hanger

When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.

Past-Tense: wung hung

Bree gave Bauer a massive "Wanger Hanger" when he was passed out on the beach chair.

by don mico June 11, 2006

boston bat wangers

a set or pair of hang down vaginal lips that are larger than normal. to be true 'boston bat wangers'; they must hang low/long enough to wrap around a penis

I went down on her & she had the largest set of boston bat wangers I've ever tasted.

by fuzzypugnutz February 16, 2010

wingle

A contraction of wingman and mingle. When you need to mingle at an event, but can't handle doing it alone. You find a wingman or winglady and mingle as a pair.

Thanks for being the first person to talk to me at this event. Although you are boring, you make a good social crutch. Shall we wingle?

by gonesurfing October 31, 2014

Wanged

1 (adj) To be stoned, drunk or crossfaded

2 (v) To be dick slapped

1. "That guy is so wanged right now"

2. "You just got wanged motha fucka!!!!"

by KCLOL October 14, 2009

swamp donkey wrangler

One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.

look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.

by m1911a1 August 6, 2009

douche wrangler

the head douche of a group of douches, someone who has the douchiest friends and walks around and wrangles fellow douches to join the "douche train" as i call it. they are sort of like the pied piper but they have a "douchey vibe" coming off them that attracts others to them. an example of this in action was when my friend brought home a chick to the dorms only to find out his roommate the 'douche wrangler' had somehow attracted 10 douches into the room and were watching the ENTIRE lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting. let's just say he didn't get any that night

Shawn: "God, Brian is a dick. he invited a fuckin shit load of douches over last night and packed them into our room like they were sardines."
Disco: "What do you expect. he's a fucking douche wrangler man."
Shawn: "Yeah, u said it."

by disco hickman September 30, 2006

waggler

A balding middle-aged middle manager who leches after young female members of staff. Can often be seen leaving the disabled toilets with a dodgy grin and soiled fly-zip region.

Cor blimey, I just saw that old waggler take a picture of young Sally into the bogs!

by Gruzzo July 18, 2006