Nans Omelette

When you trust a fart a bit too much after having some food of a dubious nature causing a shart if you will, this could be from some horrendous cooking by a family member such as your Nans Omelette

Christ I trusted that one a bit too much, its caused me to Nans Omelette my undercrackers, strife not again

by The Brownado January 7, 2019

Chicken Omelette

A threesome with a mother and daughter.

Yo, last night I was a part of the hottest chicken omelette!

by DoomRelic September 7, 2020

Riverside Omelette

Two Bang energy drinks and a lotto ticket …am I right?!

I didn’t get much sleep last night, so I had a Riverside Omelette, holding the lotto ticket, this morning. Double booyah!

by Triple Booyah! September 2, 2022

Out of the omelette

Used to describe something that’s generally normal, boring or standard... not exactly used as an insult.

Opposite of in inside the omelette.

Yeah! I like coors light but it’s abit out of the omelette

by Cadey W. November 25, 2019

How to Make a Ying Yong Omelette?

This is how you make a Ying Yong Omelette!

Pretty cool right?

Oh, I love eggs!

I love eggs!
How to Make a Ying Yong Omelette?

by I am Shaney December 16, 2020

Black Omelette

A procedure where one takes a wet shit on anothers chest and waits for it to dry. Once it is dry they proceed to eat it.

Jake: Dude im gonna shit on your chest and wait for it to dry.....then eat it!

Salina: OK!!!! I love the Black Omelette!!!

by shitfucker50006 February 16, 2009

angry omelette

This is a ritual that starts in the morning. You start by jerking off and right before climaxing, you penetrate your lover in there anus while they are laying on their belly. After climaxing in their anus, you vigorously scramble the contents around for equal distribution. After thoroughly blending the contents, you flip the other person and smear everything on their belly with your penis.

Man, I just had a angry omelette this morning.

by Sirwil45 June 8, 2016