dope like velcro

a term used to describe how cool something is using the word know for cool-dope and velcro which is cool it self

Man that is dope like velcro!

by foxy December 13, 2004

velcro-shoes special

1. A completely idiotic person that doesn't know any better.

2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.

3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!

What the hell did you do that for? You know most of the time your a complete velcro-shoes special.

by Tha dingo July 31, 2009

velcro-crested wallet-snatcher

A derogatory term for a black person, made to resemble the name of a bird. Used in Southern Africa.
See also: kaffir, zot, wog

That bastard velcro-crested wallet-snatcher could use some anti-perspirant.

by Porn_Flakes June 8, 2005

wylan van velcro cult

the wylan van velcro cult is a groupchat created by a santaka on twt and is a gc full of 68 mentally ill teenagers who spend there free time obsessing over a gay man and books.

"oh no! the wylan van velcro cult is on my timeline again"

by EV3YLNHUGOS November 19, 2021

Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

Velcro Strip

(n) A pubic hair style where one shaves everything but the taint. Can be used to attach to another person's soul patch during analingus for a more secure munch.

You'll love the way my grundel's velcro strip feels on your chin when you're giving me a Jizzy Gillespie.

by DeeP_FRieD January 28, 2025

velcro

A Velcro person/velcro refers to someone who is overly clingy, needy, or dependent, often attaching themselves to others in a way that feels intrusive or suffocating. Just like the fastening mechanism of Velcro, they "stick" to people and situations, making it hard to create distance or have personal space. This term is often used metaphorically to describe someone who requires constant attention, companionship, or validation.

He's like velcro, always hanging around and never giving me any space.

by xxxnvmxxx September 18, 2024