vaportarian

Someone who believes will is synthetic and follows a paradigm of vaporous (emergent) desire.

A vaportarian is someone who follows Schopenhauer's power-to-desire momentum.

by sandraxine June 29, 2018

Cumnoxious Vapor

The thick, pungent gas that emits from a sexually mature male's shower as a result of the vaporization of his own ejaculate.

Dude, Craig is so full of shit about getting regular tail from random bar bitches -- I get hit with copious amounts of intoxicating cumnoxious vapor every time I go to take a dump at his place.

by msacco August 25, 2021

vaporpoo

a flatulent cloud so potent it is believed to actually contain a high amount of atomized fecal material and when encountered may cause victims to think they've somehow inhaled a poop.

studies in stockholm sweden indicate that vaporpoo may actually be visible to the human eye when exposed to
Bubba Ho-Tep

Gerald decided not to retrieve his wallet from inside the deli because he did not want to encounter the fallout cloud from the vaporpoo he'd left as he exited the booth.

by scottoff August 20, 2007

vapor trail

Similar to crop dusting, vapor trailing involves farting while walking, but in this case instead of passing someone standing still, the person is walking behind you. Based on the vapor trails that high flying jets make.

I just vapor trailed the poor sap behind me like I was an Airbus A330.

by mister phil October 13, 2008

vapor lock

A sex act that involves a woman being penetrated by three men via the vagina, mouth and anus simultaneously.

she put in a great performance for a newcomer, but she seemed to get overwhelmed in the vapor lock.

by Steven Moreso July 21, 2006

Vapors

Taking a newfangled and opportunistic liking to someone only after that person became successful. The subject of Biz Markie's song, "Vapors."

She wouldn't even talk to me in high school, and now she's sitting on my lap in my Cadillac. She caught the vapors.

by Makaveli65 September 26, 2010

Doo-Doo Vapor

Doo-Doo Vapor is a substance which, although not deadly, is very unpleasant and should be avoided at all costs. Doo-Doo Vapor occurs when somebody has decided to take a shower but also has to take a dump (in a bathroom where the toilet and shower are in the same room).

If this person makes the mistake of taking the dump first, flushes and then gets ready to take a shower, everything seems fine. However, when the shower has started, the steam created by the hot water binds with tiny floating objects referred to in the scientific community as "doo-doo particles". After a few minutes, the person in the shower is now surrounded by air that smells like shit and is breathing it in. A valuable lesson is learned.

Millions of people a year come in contact with Doo-Doo Vapor. If you enter a bathroom that has doo-doo vapor in the air, exit immediately and scorn whoever took a shit and a shower one after the other before you.

by Skeeter McDougal May 9, 2006