Doing a Vance

When you have sex with an inside out latex glove shoved between 2 couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy"

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me he was Doing a Vance last night.

by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024

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Vance

Vance is a really good guy he is athletic smart kind and knows how to put a smile on every single face he meets. you should keep Vance in life and you will go along way he’s loyal and won’t be a dick. If you wanna relationship with a Vance it’s the best relationship we will ever be in a little tip they love the cute summer couple vibes watching the stars watching the sunset watching the sunrise going for a late night drives and all that kind of stuff.

“Vance”

“What’s up”

“Your super sweet funny and athletic I don’t ever want to lose you”

“Awwww thanks”

by Coolkid0825 June 10, 2021

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Dirty Vance

A Dirty Vance is a sex move where the dude rides behind his special lady friend on a tandem bicycle and puts his hand on her seat so his thumb goes up her ass.

I think my boyfriend is going to pull a Dirty Vance on our ride today.

by WMH_7777 October 15, 2025

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vancing her

Where you finger a girl underneath a blanket in a room full of people

I was at this party with this girl and was vancing her.

by Qdits November 29, 2018

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Vance

Performing a sexual act with an ordinary, every-day object which is not designed for sexual acts.

“That tree has a hollow in the side, I wonder if a squirrel lives in it?” “If it does, it’s gonna get a nut because I’m going to Vance that trussy!”

“Hey man, did you spill tapioca on my new couch?” “Nah bruh, that’s jizz! I Vanced your couch, YOU GOT PRANKED!”

by bear_horns July 29, 2024

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