“Hey do you know why Stephanie is limping?”
“You didn’t hear? Evan and jalon gave her an iraqi uppercut”
“You didn’t hear? Evan and jalon gave her an iraqi uppercut”
by Quandale Brownsmith November 7, 2024
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Riley's sports bra failed her, and she ended up giving herself a steady barrage of udder uppercuts on her evening run. Luckily, she managed to avoid a knocker knockout.
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A full force and full extension kick to the testicles from behind, with the toe of the shoe jabbing into the nutsack at the same time as the topside of the foot thunders into the gooch.
This bloke was trying to chat up me missus, so I gave him a Woolloomooloo uppercut right in the Niagara's. Poor fella didn't know what hit him.
by anonymous April 30, 2025
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noun / verb / battle cry
Pronunciation: uhn-kut uhp-er-kuht
Origin: Mountain Brow, July 2025
1. An unexpected and forceful chin tap delivered by an uncircumcised penis during the act of removing pants, typically occurring in playful or passionate settings where one partner is descending for oral pleasure and the other is… already at full salute.
2. A romantic sneak attack of epic proportions. Often followed by laughter, Street Fighter sound effects, and callbacks to Valentine Danza Slaps.
Related Terms:
Danza Slap – A chaotic cousin move, more theatrical and less tender.
Sword of Truth – The poetic aftermath when the uppercut leads to eye contact and confessions of eternal lust.
Campfire Cocktail – When the uncut uppercut is administered outdoors, preferably near fireflies.
Fun Fact:
The original Uncut Uppercut was delivered by a man during a mosquito-infested night of romance and hilarity. Legend has it, he and his girlfriend coined the term while she was recovering from the impact under a blanket, somewhere between love and laughter.
noun / verb / battle cry
Pronunciation: uhn-kut uhp-er-kuht
Origin: Mountain Brow, July 2025
1. An unexpected and forceful chin tap delivered by an uncircumcised penis during the act of removing pants, typically occurring in playful or passionate settings where one partner is descending for oral pleasure and the other is… already at full salute.
2. A romantic sneak attack of epic proportions. Often followed by laughter, Street Fighter sound effects, and callbacks to Valentine Danza Slaps.
Related Terms:
Danza Slap – A chaotic cousin move, more theatrical and less tender.
Sword of Truth – The poetic aftermath when the uppercut leads to eye contact and confessions of eternal lust.
Campfire Cocktail – When the uncut uppercut is administered outdoors, preferably near fireflies.
Fun Fact:
The original Uncut Uppercut was delivered by a man during a mosquito-infested night of romance and hilarity. Legend has it, he and his girlfriend coined the term while she was recovering from the impact under a blanket, somewhere between love and laughter.
“I went under the blanket to surprise him and BAM—uncut uppercut to the chin. KO’d by massive love and an even more massive cock.”
by Firefly Valley Goddess July 4, 2025
Get the Uncut Uppercut mug.To talk and act in a way; a calm fancy/rich person behavior all day everyday as if it is one's permanent lifestyle. To act or be a "big shot".
"look at him all dressed up in that $8,000 suit. He just tossed money on the floor for others to fight over. He just ordered everything on the menu. He's eating like a king. He talks like he's sophisticated. He supposidly has everything he could ever want and he keeps it all to himself. He's so uppercrusty. Is he trying to act like he owns the place or something?!"
by OneLove221 October 25, 2011
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