Alaskan Umbrella

when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom

Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?

Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.

Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.

Jill: Word.

by 3 Losers March 24, 2009

Umbrella Man

The semi-creepy guy who spends his time walking around downtown Santa Cruz, CA. He walks approximately half a block an hour. He wears all pink and carries a Pink Umbrella, thus the name.

Hey, look! it's the Umbrella Man! Let's cross the street and stay away from him.

by 52479 October 16, 2008

Umbrella Mouth

The facial expression of a eccentric upside down smile/cringe neccesary after chewing up extacy pills, also known as the thizz face made popular by mac dre.

-"yo check it I put up my umbrella mouth for my year book picture." -put that smile upside down , UMBRELLAAAAA MOUTH :"MAC MALL AKA SUGAWOLF"

by Jomz January 25, 2009

Stella Umbrella

Traditionally a cocktail created by the upper class down and out, this concoction demanded two crucial elements ; an umbrella and a can of stella. The original version used a childs pink umbrella but to personalise the drink you may exchange it with an umbrella of any size or colour, however the larger the umbrella the more difficult it is to retrieve the can.

Discovered in a little bookshop in hampstead this drinks name has evolved into a bit of a catch phrase.

"See that chap over there me old boot! He whiffs of the sewers, has dark haunted eyes, scabs on his face but doesn't seem to have a spec of dirt on him and his clothes are brand new!

Yep, he's a right stella umbrella!"

by me old boot June 16, 2011

Mexican Umbrella

Any, literally ANY, object other than an actual umbrella that can be used as a shielding device against precipitation. Preferably something planer.

"Hey look, Pedro is crossing the street again with one of his Mexican Umbrellas!"

by supramaj January 10, 2012

backwards umbrella

Where the doctor inserts an umbrella down the uthera then scraps out any sexually transmitted diseases from having sex with dirtys

I had to goto the doctor after banging a filthy to get a backwards umbrella to get rid of sti

by Big hairy gash March 3, 2018

Relish umbrella

When a drunk girl is giving you head and throws up on your dick and balls. The puke on your testicles is the infamous relish umbrella.

Tim: bro suzie gave me so amazing head lastnight at Kevins.
Paul: dude your so lucky how was it?
Tim: it was good be she gave me a relish umbrella.

Paul: fuck dude I'm sorry

by Nattyice January 8, 2016