Very funny idiot who likes to stomp on people's testicles and eat children, and sees women as objects.
"I wish some of you guys had children for I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles..."
"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse."
"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse."
by James... June 26, 2004
a cross bread between 50 cent and Mike Tyson that has autism but makes up for it with his incredible rapping skills
by joeTT March 06, 2011
The lead singer/bassist of the band The All-American Rejects. The hottest guy on earth.
birthday: April 24, 1984
home town: Stillwater, OK
g/f: Kim Smith
siblings: Zack (older), Bailey (younger
parents: Tim and Tracy (divorced)
birthday: April 24, 1984
home town: Stillwater, OK
g/f: Kim Smith
siblings: Zack (older), Bailey (younger
parents: Tim and Tracy (divorced)
by c/z September 10, 2006
Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.
by Steve Shifty Shaft January 17, 2011
THE BITCHEST TEACHER WHO MAKES YOU ANALYSE POEMS AND DO IXL ALL DAY. SHE NEVER PLANS AHEaD OF TIE AND SHE CAN SUCC MY BLACK ASS
Ms. Tyson is a bitch
by ASSTDDIESBITCH March 12, 2018
Nickname for Tysons Galleria, a mall opposite the more well known Tysons Corner Center (Tysons 1) in Tysons Corner, Virginia that has some upscale stores like Cartier, De Beers, Versace and anchors like Neiman-Marcus
Not for peons in t-shirts unless you want to get glared at by snobby sales reps (or ignored, whichever is more offensive for the circumstance)
Not for peons in t-shirts unless you want to get glared at by snobby sales reps (or ignored, whichever is more offensive for the circumstance)
by stealthypantystealer August 07, 2009
He will also eat your children in their sleep and murder your wife... all while kicking grnadma down the stairs.
by The Sneak September 19, 2003