Shea Butter Twitter

A subsection of black twitter. Shea Butter Twitter typically consists of users who get online and intentionally misinterpret and over analyze everything to start unnecessary discourse. A lot of them love to tweet out hot topic phrases such as “Protect Black Women”, but don’t actually mean it due to them only wanting to protect the certain black women.

Subtle reminder: Do NOT say Protect Black Women if you don’t mean ALL BLACK WOMEN.

Some of shea butter twitter’s users favorite activities is sharing hypocritical think pieces.

Most shea butter twitter users will claim to support someone and use their name for engagements on their accounts, when in actuality, they wouldn’t care less for the individual any other time. Most, if not all, shea butter twitter users are fake woke. They particularly do not care about the situations they rant and rave about on the internet. If it makes them look good, they tend to “care” for a bit, then move on to the next thing. If it makes them look good, they’re on it.

Oh there goes Shea Butter Twitter again, acting like they support someone when they really don’t.

by I Tell The Whole Real Truth November 17, 2022

Twittards

Arrogant assholes on Twitter who think that they're "intellectual" when they post some shitty stolen meme from 4chan beneath the post of some guy they hate that will be forgotten in a day or two, and are then worshiped by Redditors for no reason other than being "Cool".

Derek: Hey Bill look at this spicy meme I sent to this guy that fucking sucks and will be forgotten about as soon as another guy like that appears.
(Bill looks at said meme stolen from a mentally retarded 9 year old from 4 chan)
Bill: Derek, my nigga, stop being such an arrogant asshole. Go outside or watch a movie, because Jesus your fascination with being one of those Twittards has got to stop. Otherwise the only thing you'll be tweeting will be your surgery updates.

by Gaylordgangster69 March 7, 2020

Twitterea

To post a large amount of consecutive tweets.

Did you check out Merlin Mann's twitterea yesterday? I can't believe he only lost a hand full of followers.

by auniverseaway August 26, 2008

twitter meltdown

The act of going on a desperate ramble or rant on twitter, then being highly aggressive to other people, and just generally being a huge dick on twitter. usually as a reaction of getting harassed, made fun of or just being desperate. Total social suicide

Person 1: Did you see Phil Fish's twitter meltdown yesterday? Dude got angry.
Person 2: Yeah, it was pretty pathetic.

by Funky World January 5, 2016

Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts that are ran by depressed teenagers that shitpost and make image edits that pretend to be fictional characters while whining about how bad the drama is while starting drama.

Person 1: Hey I run a parody twitter account!
Person 2: Sucker Punches them into the sperm maker

by Goku81399492 November 22, 2020

Taking it out on Twitter

When people decide to use Twitter to express any anxiety, disgust, or over powering emotions in a series of spaced out Tweets.

John: "Hey did you see Stephanie's tweets yesterday about how bad her mother pissed her off?"
Sally: "Ya! She was definitely taking it out on Twitter."

by IDidTalktotheJonasBrothers May 12, 2011

Twitter Twit

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.

Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

by visrat March 19, 2009