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skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.
1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.
by JBOXED March 19, 2009
mugGet the skeeter twigmug.

Twig-master

A game which college stoners play when there is a gap between class and no work could possibly get done in the allotted break time.

Round one:
Someone first penetrates the ground with a twig, then players gather leaves and penetrate the leaves with the twig. The name of the game is to NOT be the person who puts the last leaf that fits on the twig. The person to penetrate the last leaf that will fit on the twig must eat half of the leaves!

Round two:
Twigs are thrown onto the pile of penetrated leaves left on the twig. There are various drinking rules that are applied when one misses the stack of leaves and such.
Stoner 1- Hey man! Break time, let's get our Twig-master on!
Stoner 2- Chyeah alright man! Group penetration has never been this fun!
by Charis66 December 1, 2010
mugGet the Twig-mastermug.

she-twig

skinny a girl that needs more meat here bones. a girl who looks like a scrawny chicken aka a white girl
someone should feed nicole richie, lindsey lohan and hillary duff lookin' like straight up she-twigs
by The Bd Q June 24, 2006
mugGet the she-twigmug.

Twig

A term used to describe a thin cigar rolled with marijuana

See Branch.
Jimmy: "Thats the fattest twig I've ever seen"

Jake: "That's not funny"
by Jestin Sane (Ima rapper) November 18, 2003
mugGet the Twigmug.

Twig bitch

A girl who is skinny as fuck and shames other girls for not being as skinny as her. Some of these girls will complain about how fat they are when they literally couldn't get any skinnier.
Twig bitch: "You know you're kinda fat, right?"
Normal chick: "At least I'm not a fucking twig bitch like you!"
by I REALLY LIKE CATS November 28, 2015
mugGet the Twig bitchmug.

twig and giggleberries

Aw dude, that bitch was all up on my twig and giggleberries.
by lonely January 15, 2003
mugGet the twig and giggleberriesmug.

twigged out

A term to describe a hella skinny person.
Dude, that chick is hella twigged out! That's nasty!

Lyndsay Lohan is mad twigged out!
by FemmeFatale July 1, 2005
mugGet the twigged outmug.

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