pocket tweet

A tweet sent by mistake, when the phone is left unlocked in someon's pocket.

Example of a pocket tweet: @@#@@@

by DirectionerForLife September 14, 2013

tweeting around

when you've been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.

Wife- "Honey, you haven't been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?"

Husband- "I just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs."

Wife- "your dead to me!"

by dog eats god May 15, 2011

Hate Tweet

To bad talk or otherwise reprimand someone via Twitter. Hate tweets can most often be found in profile updates from one's account, but are occasionally posted as comments to another user's profile.

When Jack checked his Twitter page, he discovered somebody had left him a hate tweet, resulting in Jack's great displeasure.

by TB Twenty-Eight July 28, 2009

Tweet Fighter

A Twitter user having a back-and-fourth argument on Twitter with another Twitter user.

CyborgSuperman: @alitereve You're an insensitive dick

Alitereve: @cyborgsuperman You're an overly sensitive prick

CyborgSuperman: @alitereve Touché

RyanDesigns: @alitereve @cyborgsuperman Get a room, Tweet Fighters.

by 2smokingbarrels December 4, 2009

live tweeting

When watching a show on TV, for example sports or an episode of some reality show, people tweet about what is happening in the show or their own opinions on it. Usually people use a show’s name as a hashtag in their tweets. Same kind of phenomenon can also be seen on other social media applications.

Example of live tweeting: FIN-SWE 2-1 atm!! #olympics

by Blog 12 January 28, 2015

AIMH Tweet

The og iconic tweet posted by louis tomlinson saying "Always in my heart @Harry_Styles . Yours sincerely, Louis" on 02/10/2011 after Harry Styles retweeted a tweet by a fan that said "if louis is happy with eleanor, then so am i. but spare a thought for harry, hes probably got a broken heart."

Larry is and always will be real bitches.

Larrie 1 : What do you think is the biggest larry proof of all times ?
Larrie 2 : Oh definitely the matching tattoos and the AIMH Tweet for me.

by Iwillsurvive April 23, 2022

tweet skeet

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.

1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."

by suyinmei August 22, 2009