Hate Tweet

To bad talk or otherwise reprimand someone via Twitter. Hate tweets can most often be found in profile updates from one's account, but are occasionally posted as comments to another user's profile.

When Jack checked his Twitter page, he discovered somebody had left him a hate tweet, resulting in Jack's great displeasure.

by TB Twenty-Eight July 28, 2009

pocket tweet

A tweet sent by mistake, when the phone is left unlocked in someon's pocket.

Example of a pocket tweet: @@#@@@

by DirectionerForLife September 14, 2013

Tweet Fighter

A Twitter user having a back-and-fourth argument on Twitter with another Twitter user.

CyborgSuperman: @alitereve You're an insensitive dick

Alitereve: @cyborgsuperman You're an overly sensitive prick

CyborgSuperman: @alitereve Touché

RyanDesigns: @alitereve @cyborgsuperman Get a room, Tweet Fighters.

by 2smokingbarrels December 4, 2009

tweeting around

when you've been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.

Wife- "Honey, you haven't been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?"

Husband- "I just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs."

Wife- "your dead to me!"

by dog eats god May 15, 2011

live tweeting

When watching a show on TV, for example sports or an episode of some reality show, people tweet about what is happening in the show or their own opinions on it. Usually people use a show’s name as a hashtag in their tweets. Same kind of phenomenon can also be seen on other social media applications.

Example of live tweeting: FIN-SWE 2-1 atm!! #olympics

by Blog 12 January 28, 2015

tweet twitch

A verb describing the process of reflexively posting and responding to Twitter tweets by pure spinal reflex -- without involvement of the brain. In serious cases, tweet twitchers may black out and discover hours of tweets they have no memory of making. Research suggests a possible connection to fugue states (which see).

Frequently, but not always, a binge of tweet twitching is followed by regret, remorse -- and, eventually, relapse.

1) Freaked abt post just tweet twitched. Must remember: just a slip. Am powerless ovr Twttr & life has become unmangeable.

2) Dude, XTREME tweet twitching last nite. Woke up w/out girlfriend & most BFFs.

by jmknapp53 December 30, 2009

tweet stealer

someone who steals tweets and gets more likes / retweets, commonly used on stan twitter

did you see saba and edar’s tweets on the timeline? it was the same as alex’s, they’re such a tweet stealer

by dwvibe May 27, 2020