twat

Past tense of tweet. As in for twitter

I twat on twitter yesterday about the excellent steak dinner I had.

by jaystar403 July 25, 2011

twat

nonsensical babble posted as tweets on Twitter.

" Dude, that tweet was twat!

by waterdrop_java November 25, 2009

twat

the "other" girls who dare to be in,around, or walking by the bar occupied by girlfriend(s) that you know. girls who are not involved in your friends group. the "other" girls may appear to be bar sluts, trashy, or just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

i love you like a twat loves cake

by maddoxmort November 26, 2007

Twat

Slang word for a vagina

Jeremy Clarkson is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a complete twat.

by leahcim99 November 2, 2013

Twat

Being a twat is doing something idiotic, doesn't matter the scene.
One of those examples of being a twat is the YouTube channel Brave Wilderness;
doing something intentional - like purposely being stung by a bullet ant - for their job.

A friend is going to attempt to jump off of your roof onto your trampoline into the pool.
"You're being a twat."

by darkcreep1245 March 11, 2017

TWAT

1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Twatted

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,

1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

by soozeh February 23, 2005