Thwackburger Junior

The noob or newbie in your workgroup whose very presence makes your skin crawl. Little or no social graces. Has many certifications, but when tasked with a job, often fails in a sad, pathetic, uninformed way. Often in a position with a status of "Junior" to a superior, more experienced individual.

The system is completely hosed; Thwackburger Junior must have been working on it again.

by Loopy November 22, 2004

thacket

A men's jacket, most commonly the color white. Primarily bought at stores like express or the men's section of forever 21, the jacket has a high collar that is often left unzipped- framing the face in the most homosexual way possible.

The thacket will most often be worn with an american eagle shirt and matching white shoes. Wearers of the thacket are usually gay.

"I laughed so hard when Kenny got a big ketchup stain on his thacket. No bleach is going to make that white again."

by carcarcarpediem July 28, 2009

Tacklmacain

A fictional biological weapon with a really questionable name from the game: "The Sniper 2" that makes the victim exposed to it fall ill and suffer physiological breakdown within ten days.

Harry Spencer: Tacklmacain, a secret biological weapon developed somewhere in America that makes the victim fall ill and suffer a physiological breakdown within ten days.

Stanley: Damn son, that's pretty crazy yo!... but... what's with that wack ass name dawg?.

Harry Spencer: ...

by Tacklmacain November 8, 2020

ty track

ICONIC phrase used by Lee Taeyong, in the Red Velvet's song 'Be Natural', TY comes from TaeYong, at that time, Taeyong was still being part of SMRookies, exactly of SR14B. TY Track means, a Taeyong's track, bcs it was his moment to shine in the song. He didn't performed in live along with Red Velvet. NCT members usually makes fun of him because of his phrase. Remember, ICONIC PHRASE.

'Booming system up up, TY Track, TY Track'

by JunoWTFL September 14, 2017

dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018

phantom laugh track

An illusion experienced by would-be comedians, consisting of a raucous laugh track playing in their minds every time they think they’ve said something funny.

He would pause after each funny-bomb he dropped, waiting for the phantom laugh track to die down so he could continue his random and pathetic attempts at humor.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2020

one-track mind

a mind obsessed with only one thing

That boy has a one-track mind. All he thinks about is his girlfriend.

by Light Joker April 13, 2005