Twattage

Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.

1.

"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."

"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."

2.

"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"

"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."

by gotterdammerung!!!! November 1, 2009

Twat nav

Lesbian version of Grinder

My wizards sleeve is twitching must be my inbuilt twat nav

by Deifer123 June 14, 2018

dick twad

1) A meaningless insult born from a misunderstanding and mispronounciation of the intended and true insult dickwad
2) A term of endearment used to express gratitude and admiration through feigned hostility

Girl 1- Your a dick twad.
Boy 1- What the f$%k is that? Don't you mean dickwad?
Girl 1- You're an asshole...

by Dicktwad92378 August 21, 2017

Batty Twat

Batty Twat is when a person is an on going annoying twat bus has a HUGE ass .

They are known as BATTY TWATS 🤣🤷 ♀️❤️

See that person? that's a Batty Twat !

by C.H.@WHS December 11, 2018

tuba twat

The objectification of the female reproductive system after a long and vigorous amount of time fornicating, where the large amount of air that passes between the so-called "Slip-and-Slide," and exits into the atmosphere; usually followed by an akward silence between the two parties.

Steve, "I can't freaking believe it, I totally just got Christine to play her tuba twat!"

by bendover@sexperttire April 12, 2009

twat gas

a horrible aroma that arises from a nasty vagina

I went to eat out Mary but her twat gas was overwhelming.

by fire_rn February 28, 2007

The Bleeding Twats

One of North Carolina's best punk bands. Formed in 2008 and beginning with only two members, the band has become a common name in the underground punk scene. Picking up a bass player in 2010 as well as many new songs, they're gaining in popularity. Even opening for people such as CJ Ramone.

Did you catch The Bleeding Twats last night, They fucked my life up!

by Murderjunkie88 July 31, 2011