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Turtle turtle

That feeling when you have to shit and you can feel it in your ass
Me: dude I'm gunna shit myself
Friend: is it turtle turtle
Me: yeah :'(
by Warmcucumber October 2, 2014
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The act of the male penis shrinking in horror and retreating into the abdomen whenever danger is present or a very unpleasant, anti-arousing thought is experienced. Much the same way a turtle retracts it's head into it's shell when faced with danger.
The thought of Brandy nekkid makes me turtle up big time.
by 03Mach1 September 28, 2005
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Turtle

This term came about through a very popular cartoon of a helmet topping off a pair of boots to signify the veteran with just a short time left in his enlistment and keeping a REALLY low profile, turtle-like, trying to make it out alive. Among VietNam and older veterans a challenge term by which infantrymen recognized each other.

When a veteran infantryman would meet another veteran, the question would be asked: "Are you a turtle?". To which the challenged veteran would have to either reply "You bet your sweet ass I am!" or have to buy the challenging veteran a drink.
Army veteran: "Are you a turtle?"

Marine veteran: "You bet your sweet ass I am".
by 19D4L August 23, 2012
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When someone tries to act tough but is a floppy nothing!
I hate you
Well your a turtle you try to act tough but your just a floppy nothing
by shela specia; April 17, 2017
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Turtle

To become extremely shy in a situation.
He called me cute, so I began blushing and I hid in my blankets like a turtle.
by Bigglesworth Boohigglesbee October 1, 2008
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The turtle is the breathable, fuckable and nutable daddy pet. It is so horny all the time, just by looking at it i cream so hard. Their booty checks are all ways so round, big and smooth. If you walk on the beach in somalia you could easily get raped by one. But its so nice to be raped by one.
by ganggang6ix9ine January 26, 2022
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She’s a bit of a turtle. Get her on her back and she’s fucked.
by JimmyRK November 26, 2020
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