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Tug-a-bort 

A game that is similar to tug-of-war, this is when two pregnant women hook the ends of one clothes hanger to there respected fetuses. The two women then crawl away from each other, the first woman to lose her baby loses, or wins, whichever method preferred by the players.
Guy-Dude, my girlfriends pregnant! You should get yours pregnant too so we can play tug-a-bort!
Tug-a-bort by Euthansaia November 30, 2011
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Tug Boating 

The act of one gay male pressing his face into another gay mans buttocks and shaking his face left to right in an erratic way.
Waco - Our Waiter sure does have a nice ass...

Mariano - Damn, I sure would like to tug boat that!

Waco - Tug Boating for you tonight!

Mariano - or hopefully an alligator fuckhouse
Tug Boating by HomoNinja! August 20, 2011
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tug-o-whore 

Two pimps fighting over a ho.
Tyron accused Grady of stealing his bitch. One grabbed her feet, and the other grabbed her by the hair. A tug-o-whore ensued.
tug-o-whore by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007
Tug Nugging is when someone cant take a shit for there life. When this happens, you call a professional Tug Nugger. Basically what a Tug Nugger does is they suction cup there mouth to the person who cant take a shits, asshole, then they "tug" the "nugs" out of that persons asshole.
Marcell- sup bro, you trying to hang out today?
Edward-Nahh, Ive havent taken a shit in 2 weeks, im thinking its time to get tug nugged..
Marcel- aight, well hit me up when you're done.
Tug Nug by TertBag April 28, 2011

tug-nuts 

Little balls of shite that stick to the hairs of the arse,and dry out, hanging like little nuts on a tree.
I'll be a little late tonight dear, i've got to scrape me tug-nuts off before i put some clean skidders on.
tug-nuts by Mishap. September 5, 2008

tug hustle 

Noun: When your trying to be a smooth talker but instead get the trots in your mouth and it's just too much.
Yea I was really good to my last girlfriend went down on her and she farted...too much bro..too much. Shit man you really tug hustled that one.
tug hustle by TreeBitches February 22, 2013
Adult undergarments worn primarily for their ejaculate-absorbing power. Origin: combination of the terms tugjob and Pull-Up.
"Damn, y'all! Mama's out in the yard washin' daddy's truck in her bikini top and daisy dukes. I better put on my big boy Tug-Ups!"
Tug-Up by Thiss Guyy May 13, 2013