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TomMonster

The modern day TomMonster of the 2020s differs drastically from the 2000s TomMonster in a lot of rather interesting ways I think. The previous TomMonster would require sexual activities daily as a form of exercise and entertainment. The current TomMonster can go without for a substantial period of time. Anthropologists believe that this is due to a large influx of Soy and other products such as Sun Flower seed oils, GMO foods from non organic products, copious amounts of alcohol and chicken replacing beef that is increasing estrogen. The TomMonster is more in like with the average person than an actual monster. We are not sure if the TomMonster is faking it or if it has actually changed. More research needs to be done.
The TomMonster of the 2020s is more like a giant teddy bear than the TomMonster of the 2000s.

The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.
by YeahBuddyLW September 9, 2023
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Dutch Trombone

Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.
Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.

My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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tradesman trombone

Whilst not overly musical, the instrument has the ability to arouse an otherwise unmotivated worker to their feet.
Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.
by Sinor skeezioli November 7, 2022
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rusty trombone

"tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie."
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.
sheryl found that the old rusty trombone could play a perfect b flat
by jd March 31, 2004
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rusty trombone

the act of sucking ass while giving the old grab and yanky yanky
man that rusty trombone really gets you in ba(n)d geek mood
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Tommo way

The opposite of tpwk (treat people with kindess).
An aggressive yet cute way of doing things.
Derives from the surname of its creator and main user, Louis Tomlinson
*The boys were trying to make a bonfire*
- Louis: "Listen, forget what they taugh you on scouts Payno, we're doing it the Tommo way"

⚠️ WARNING: May result in LOUIS you idiOT
by naiaraft August 10, 2020
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rusty trombone

While a girl licks your ass hole, she gives you a hand job.
i love it when my girl plays me a rusty trombone.
by jake, sean, dave May 15, 2006
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