The modern day TomMonster of the 2020s differs drastically from the 2000s TomMonster in a lot of rather interesting ways I think. The previous TomMonster would require sexual activities daily as a form of exercise and entertainment. The current TomMonster can go without for a substantial period of time. Anthropologists believe that this is due to a large influx of Soy and other products such as Sun Flower seed oils, GMO foods from non organic products, copious amounts of alcohol and chicken replacing beef that is increasing estrogen. The TomMonster is more in like with the average person than an actual monster. We are not sure if the TomMonster is faking it or if it has actually changed. More research needs to be done.
The TomMonster of the 2020s is more like a giant teddy bear than the TomMonster of the 2000s.
The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.
The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.
by YeahBuddyLW September 9, 2023
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Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Whilst not overly musical, the instrument has the ability to arouse an otherwise unmotivated worker to their feet.
Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.
by Sinor skeezioli November 7, 2022
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In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.
by jd March 31, 2004
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An aggressive yet cute way of doing things.
Derives from the surname of its creator and main user, Louis Tomlinson
An aggressive yet cute way of doing things.
Derives from the surname of its creator and main user, Louis Tomlinson
*The boys were trying to make a bonfire*
- Louis: "Listen, forget what they taugh you on scouts Payno, we're doing it the Tommo way"
⚠️ WARNING: May result in LOUIS you idiOT
- Louis: "Listen, forget what they taugh you on scouts Payno, we're doing it the Tommo way"
⚠️ WARNING: May result in LOUIS you idiOT
by naiaraft August 10, 2020
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