toasticles

Bits of toast crumb embedded in butter or margarine after it is returned to the refrigerator, left behind by careless use of a warm knife that has already made a pass along the surface of a piece of toast. (Entered US English as a Sniglet, c. 1984.)

George, an afficionado of fine butters, found the abundance of toasticles in the tub rather revolting.

by Toastey September 22, 2006

tactical retard

a person who uses the same tactic every time even though it usualy fails

chris: frontal assault will work.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
steve: what a tactical retard

by MR.Chaosman12345 December 21, 2009

Tactical Puke

Making yourself vomit to relieve alcohol related feelings of sickness

Had one serious tactical puke this morning

by dsheezy May 11, 2011

Tactical Shower

To forgoe a shower and instead spray down with deodorant

You going to have a douche?

Nah mate, tactical shower.

by LordWillberforce May 29, 2011

tactical jerk

When a man who hopes to pick up at a bar or club masturbates before going out. This is done so that the said man will not be desparate and go home witht he first girl hwo offers him sex.

Dude, i did a tactical jerk beforehand so that i wont bring home an ugly broad

by Chrisdawwwg May 1, 2007

Tactical Party

When someone throws a party in order to spend time with an object of their romantic desires.

Jasper is organising a tactical party in order to get Clarissa round his place.

by sizp December 14, 2009

tactical shagging

To engage in the activity of sex, not to enjoy it but to use said activity as a weapon to piss off your ex or to gain from it or to use tactics to gain sex from someone who would not normally have sex with you because it's morally wrong.

That's clearly just tactical shagging!

by Becks;) December 13, 2014