Traffic shipping is the umbrella term for all shipping in the Life series, a hardcore Minecraft Smp that consists of a certain mechanic each season.
Commonly used on tumblr and X (twitter).
Commonly used on tumblr and X (twitter).
“Hey todd, do you support traffic shipping?”
“Of course, as long as they only ship their PERSONAS. Then it’s fine with me!”
“Of course, as long as they only ship their PERSONAS. Then it’s fine with me!”
by :33< Nepeta Stan August 27, 2023
Get the traffic shipping mug.A method of checking in and following your partners comfort levels during sex. Reaffirms consent and is often used in kinky settings or when exploring sexuality.
Green - You're comfortable.
Yellow - Slow down, pause, or change something (negotiable).
Red - Stop.
Green - You're comfortable.
Yellow - Slow down, pause, or change something (negotiable).
Red - Stop.
"Have you heard of the traffic light system? Can we use that? I don't wanna hurt you."
- "I'd like that."
"What's your colour baby?"
- "Yellow -- can we switch positions?"
"Of course."
- "I'd like that."
"What's your colour baby?"
- "Yellow -- can we switch positions?"
"Of course."
by emeraldlilacs October 3, 2023
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When someones locker is adjacent to yours, and they block you from getting to it, while they are doing the same to their neibghboring locker, thus causing locker traffic in the halls.
Man, i was tryin to get to my locker yesterday, but this dude was cutting of the person on top of mine, and i was stuck in 10min locker traffic.
by Smart Fart33 January 8, 2010
Get the Locker Traffic mug.Usually happens when 2 cars pull up to a 4-way stop at the exact same time, or are trying to turn onto a 1 way street at the same time. Both cars stop, wait to see if the other will go, both go at the same time, and then stop and repeat the process a few more times. Very similar to 2 people trying to go around each other in a crowded hallway
Trevor: Why were you 5 minutes late getting here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here
by Pete Brose July 30, 2010
Get the Awkward Traffic Shuffle mug.When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
Marcus: This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. Use of this site is subject to our terms of service.
Marcus: This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. Use of this site is subject to our terms of service.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
Get the This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. mug.A Banana
originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange
originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange
by MaxZero September 8, 2005
Get the small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden mug.Traffiction is a fabricated or embellished story detailing a chaotic scene of gridlock conceived and delivered in an effort to explain one’s tardiness or absence from work / a party / your wedding / etc.
Good things to reference when telling a traffictional story:
1. Man on fire (include details like, “waving his arms wildly”)
2. Godzilla
3. Broken-down bus of cheerleaders
4. Volcanic eruption
5. Scene from Armageddon (just don’t mention Bruce Willis)
6. Sanjaya
Good things to reference when telling a traffictional story:
1. Man on fire (include details like, “waving his arms wildly”)
2. Godzilla
3. Broken-down bus of cheerleaders
4. Volcanic eruption
5. Scene from Armageddon (just don’t mention Bruce Willis)
6. Sanjaya
Example of traffiction:
Wow, I know I’m late, but there was the most incredible accident on the Beltway that tied me up for hours! I was moving along making great time, when up ahead I could just make out a cow wandering onto the highway. I guess the tractor trailer ahead of me didn’t see it –he must have been going at least 80 mph. The explosive impact had cars screeching to a halt and ended in a massive pileup. I was able to stop in time, but it still took the workers and clean-up crew several hours to carve a path through the cars and meat. As I finally passed by the (now totaled) tractor trailer, I noticed the mangled Chick-fil-a logo…irony can be so cruel. So, anyway…did I miss the birth of our son?
Wow, I know I’m late, but there was the most incredible accident on the Beltway that tied me up for hours! I was moving along making great time, when up ahead I could just make out a cow wandering onto the highway. I guess the tractor trailer ahead of me didn’t see it –he must have been going at least 80 mph. The explosive impact had cars screeching to a halt and ended in a massive pileup. I was able to stop in time, but it still took the workers and clean-up crew several hours to carve a path through the cars and meat. As I finally passed by the (now totaled) tractor trailer, I noticed the mangled Chick-fil-a logo…irony can be so cruel. So, anyway…did I miss the birth of our son?
by Trevor Browne December 28, 2008
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