Toffees

Nicknmame for Everton Football Club's players and/or fans.
I hope the toffees do well this season!
by Ur mum sells avon March 06, 2019
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Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.
I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee
by jibblesjabbers March 09, 2011
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toffee banana

A code used often in the gay scene. When a man asks for a toffee banana he is requesting to receive anal sex without lubricant form multiple men.
Can I get that toffee banana off you guys
by RoadmanWhite December 20, 2017
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toffee bear

one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.

the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.

the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.

see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.
pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear

toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno
by toffee bear November 15, 2009
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Toffee cream

The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.
Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream
by Kumo1 June 24, 2022
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Toffee the sheep

The absolute most alpha male 🐏 in the world
Toffee the sheep is a goat
by Ellobozo May 09, 2022
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