Toddler

The children (from 1-5 years old) that scream, hit, throw, cry, and spit.

I found toddlers at the whole universe, like a Toddler Apocalypse. How am I surviving this hell with Demonic Toddlers? FUCK FUCKING TODDLERS! THEY'RE FUCKETY FUCK FUCKS!

by BlackandPinkSquidSister January 30, 2025

toddler

a little shit that likes to drink bleach
(suicidal shit stains)

"That toddler just ate a whole bunch of pillow stuffing!!"

by hobowithashotty September 7, 2023

Toddler

A demon that feasts on your happiness and constatly begs for attention and shits in diapers

Guy 1: Y'know why i hate Toddlers?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They don't pay taxes.

by just_star July 29, 2022

toddler

an annoying ass kid who cries over everything

man im bouta kick yo toddler ass back into where you came from

by mcgdvdhsuwgdgx July 19, 2023

Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.

"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023

Toddler Steps

When Baby Steps just aren't enough.

He's taking baby steps as a manager, but we really need him to start taking toddler steps.

by dilly42 September 20, 2016

Fuck Toddler

Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.

Todd hits you randomly.
FUCK TODDLER!!

by Ruben Forsberg October 6, 2019