toasty cold

Noun - the condition of coolness experienced when sliding into a snug, freshly made bed in a room with low temperature.

Adjective - used to describe a bed in such a condition.

I was so tired that all I looked forward to was the toasty cold sheets as my aching legs slid along them.

by TheKurgan1965 June 15, 2010

toasty taco

When you put your vagina flaps in a panini press

Guy 1: “Dude, what the hell happened to Tracy’s vag flaps?”
Guy 2: “I gave her a toasty taco when we fucked last night!”

by Poz_my_bussy September 4, 2021

havana toastie

a sex game...it's very fun, i saw i on tv, lots of chocolate, an ppl likin it off ov eech other, i luvvedit so much that i decided to tape it, i wanked off to it and cummed, then, wen i was going up to bed, i cummed myself a bit more and cum slipped down the inside of my trouser leg, i didnt mind, because i jus drippd it into my hot chocolate and poured it all over my balls...which my cat then licked nice and clean for me..thanks sylvester...now we watch the tape most nites and hav lots of fun, i ent out and bouht a hamster, i caled him paul, ansd now i felch with him daily, whilst watchin my havana toastie tape and getting my chocolate and cum encrusted balls likked by sylvester. :)

me: lets watch that tape ou like sylvester...
...
me: NOW LIK EM!
sylvester: *likketty lik*
me: oh yeh baby...thats the ticket...oh yeh...
paul: *burrow burrow up arse*
me: ooh do ur thing paul, lik me out!
paul: *likketty lik*
me: YES! DO IT NOW!
sylvester: *bites down hard on my bellend*
me: YERRRR! DO IT BABY!
pual: *pisses up my arse*
me: *cums self hard into sylvesters ears*

that was wot happend last nite.

by Philly my willy February 23, 2005

cheese toastie

When a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. Then close the flab immediately.

In the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.

Lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie

by Duncanthebigman April 28, 2008

cheese toasty

Otherwise known as Toasted Cheese, or Grilled Cheese. Apparently from Illinois, a slightly awkward, and rather strange way to request a delightful cheese and toast sandwich. Evan Stogsdill is the reason for this definition.

Could I please have a cheese toasty and tomato soup?

by Caitlyn Brown March 12, 2008

Nutella Toastie

Two slices of bread, covered in nutella and sealed together in a toastie maker.

Invented by Fiona Gardner in 2012 as a snack to supplement meals at university

Do you want a Nutella toastie for dinner?

by Nutella Toastie September 25, 2018

zion toastie

Israeli slang literally meaning 'cock sandwich' (not the chicken kind).

He stuffed his zion toastie in her mouth.

by iseedeadpeople October 20, 2008