toasted

to be drunken to the point at which you can no longer function

Uncle Scott got so toasted at the game and almost got arrested for peeing in public

by missing_zomes February 09, 2019

toast

the new slang for totally
deriving from totes or toats

-you know what i mean?
-toast.

by wiper blade December 16, 2007

Toasted

Another term/word for getting high.

"You niggas ready to get toasted."

by BryannaKJO January 20, 2015

toast

A game played between a group of men where, in a circle, they all masterbate on a piece of toast. last person to jizz has to eat the toast.

"Hey, you guys wanna play toast?"

by rockandrollmcdonalds October 02, 2006

Toast

toast is used when a guy says sweet,nice things to a girl

Dont mind him his just trying to toast me

by Tobi Tobs April 27, 2007

Toasting

The act of lightly roasting someone or something.

Guy: Hey man, you see Rory tonight?
Friend: Haha yeah
Guy: His outfit kinda makes him look like a middle-aged arobics teacher at a community college
Friend: Ah shit man, that's so specific and yet so true. You honestly crack me up with that toasting of yours! Become a comedian ASAP
Guy: Wow, really? You think I should? I mean I'm not going to lie, I have really been contemplating it latel-
Friend: No, not really. It's just a figure of speech...

by ButchMcMellon August 02, 2017

Toast

Someone acting in a sarcastic and/or dry manner, similar to the dryness of actual toast.

Toast: "I love it when people take 3 hours to order a sandwich, man people are just so quick and considerate to others' busy schedules, thanks to them life is just so easy you know?"

Guy1: "Bro you are toasting pretty damn hard right now."

by Crucival November 16, 2015