toast

A food superior to all other foods. Especially bread.
I mean, bread goes in a toaster and comes out toast!
(Girl): TOAST IS AMAZING!

(Boy): What's so great about it?

(Girl): ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?!?

*Girl hits boy repeatedly in the head with electrical cord*
by Emmaleehh January 3, 2008
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Toasted

by BryannaKJO January 20, 2015
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toast

the new slang for totally
deriving from totes or toats
-you know what i mean?
-toast.
by wiper blade January 6, 2008
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toast

A game played between a group of men where, in a circle, they all masterbate on a piece of toast. last person to jizz has to eat the toast.
by rockandrollmcdonalds October 18, 2006
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Toast

toast is used when a guy says sweet,nice things to a girl
Dont mind him his just trying to toast me
by Tobi Tobs May 7, 2007
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Toasted

Toasted is a more lamer version of roasted.
"Man you just got toasted!"
by Bman111 December 1, 2016
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Toasting

The act of lightly roasting someone or something.
Guy: Hey man, you see Rory tonight?
Friend: Haha yeah
Guy: His outfit kinda makes him look like a middle-aged arobics teacher at a community college
Friend: Ah shit man, that's so specific and yet so true. You honestly crack me up with that toasting of yours! Become a comedian ASAP
Guy: Wow, really? You think I should? I mean I'm not going to lie, I have really been contemplating it latel-
Friend: No, not really. It's just a figure of speech...
by ButchMcMellon August 2, 2017
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