Fro Fettish

The crazy out-of-control obsession with out-of-control hair! Usually, the upside down bowl, the Helmet Hair, the classic 70s fro, or the definitely-in-need-of-conditioner fro. People who suffer from The Fro Fettish are attracted to anyone who has a fro, and have the crazy urge to get their hands on that piece of hair.

Melissa: OMFG DID YOU SEE HIS FRO?
Kat: Not again, Melissa. You need to learn how to control your Fro Fettish; maybe go for guys with buzz cuts
Melissa: BUT HIS FRO IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

by Kitty1006 September 27, 2010

fro goggles

the delusional state in which a white guy feels that his fro is actually attractive when in actuality it makes his head look as if it is adorned with pubes or as if he is a human q-tip. also known as "frolusional".

example 1: wow doesnt he know he's a white kid? he's totally wearing fro goggles

example 2: omg the 70s exploded on that white guys head he so has fro goggles on and its awful!

by sexylilstylist December 28, 2011

Fro Face

A Fro Face Is Alot Of Hair On Your Face That Look Like Pubes.

Ashley Has A Fro Face.

by Fro Hoe(: September 22, 2010

fro powers

The power that all killjoys have that have fros

Ray used fro powers on Gerard to win the battle

by xXDROPED_DEADXx May 13, 2016

Neck Fro

The puffy curly hair, usually very untidy, on the back of a hairy dude's neck. Commonly associated with overweight to obese men. Typically used as an all-purpose pillow or 100% effective contraception.

Becky: So what did you think of Ricky?
Katelyn: He's a nice guy, but he has a huge neck fro!
Becky: Ewww, good thing he doesn't have your number.

by Captan Hammer. December 13, 2012

fro yo

(n) abbrev. frozen yogurt

"Priesteez, late night fro yo?"
"Say frozen yogurt, you loser."

by Anthony DeMaio October 24, 2005

ass-fro

copious amounts of hair on your ass

Man, I can almost braid your ass-fro, you need to go to the salon and get the back sack and crack special.

by d July 27, 2003