The Everyman. Great lover of Aurelia, goddess of the Mediterranean, kicker of ass. Destroyer of all things. Especially when drunk.
by The_Real_Everyman February 14, 2010
Get the Troy mug.The nicest guy you will ever meet. Always super attractive and dresses really attractively. Has the most gorgeous baby blue eyes that will make you melt once you catch a glance. he's a total romantic, but will make you wait and prove yourself. Troy is also probably the funniest person you will ever meet, like comparing him to Kevin Hart is reasonable. He's definitely worth anything you have to give, especially time. Troy will make you fall in love with him.
girl 1:Damn did you see that new kid, troy?!
girl 2: OMG yaasss he is sooo hot! DIBS!!!
girl 1: Okay then?
girl 2: OMG yaasss he is sooo hot! DIBS!!!
girl 1: Okay then?
by Ajade26 December 25, 2014
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by Wyatt Shewell June 17, 2018
Get the Troy mug.A man with a ten inch penis that every man wants to emulate and every woman wants to fuck. He is also willing to do anything to get girl and is never denied. Usually a rich Plastic surgeon
Man 1: There is no way that girl will give you dome.
Man 2: pssh. I'm about to go Christian Troy on this slut piece.
Man 3: you're a poop dick bitch
Man 2: pssh. I'm about to go Christian Troy on this slut piece.
Man 3: you're a poop dick bitch
by Jablongski July 22, 2010
Get the Christian Troy mug.A really chill dude. Naturally flirtatious, but really only loves one person, an Aurelia. His Aurelia never feels the same way. Is capable of forming a friendship with anybody, but chooses not to, because some people don't deserve a Troy. Wild when drunk. Once he gets going, there's no stopping him (unless you happen to be his Aurelia)
Remember last night?
Oh yea, Troy went insane. He fought the bartender and won. Afterwards, he started writing -- I shit you not -- poetry.
Oh yea, Troy went insane. He fought the bartender and won. Afterwards, he started writing -- I shit you not -- poetry.
by Entirely at fault March 30, 2017
Get the Troy mug.1. A young girl who keeps her verginity in a jar and avoid alcohol, but still get in trouble.
2. A troublemaker with a strawberry flavour
2. A troublemaker with a strawberry flavour
1.
- What is this? It tastes like strawberry!
- It's Tiray.
2.
- Do you think I can trust this girl?
- No, dammit, it's Tiray!
- What is this? It tastes like strawberry!
- It's Tiray.
2.
- Do you think I can trust this girl?
- No, dammit, it's Tiray!
by Fanriko December 20, 2003
Get the Tiray mug."Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Troy Oinkman Burger! It comes with bacon! Get it?"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018
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