Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

tinkered

A word used by people who go on ski trips and bring the smallest amount of weed possible to described getting high.

Said with a hand gesture alike the gesture for getting wasted

Guys you ready to get tinkered on this trip *makes hand gesture with left hand while pulling out the tiniest amount of weed *

by Saaaaaa dude July 20, 2016

Tinkering

Making the ideas come to life.

As I started tinkering, I started to create a beautiful artistic piece of a creation.

by WriterU March 6, 2024

Tinker tipping

When Tinker bell fits her whole fist in peters tip.

This miniature sexual fisting brings Peter Pan great pleasure

Hey could you and tink keep it down? I heard you guys tinker tipping last night

by The tinker_69 August 27, 2023

james tinker

A hot tall guy who has the heart of a champion usually can be compared to a Disney kids show lead character

“Wow I’m jealous of you are dating james tinker”

by WittneyBiatch88741 June 17, 2022

ticker tinkerer

One who plays with the heart of another

"She played me for a a fool, made me believe she loved me then left. Such a ticker tinkerer."

by Mindful Mark March 28, 2019

goblin tinkerer

a shit that makes your weapons worse, also called little tgerd.

Guy 1: Oh shit!
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The goblin tinkerer made my legendary zenith broken!

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024