toddler punch

This is a veriation on the baby punch.
While running through the mall you punch a toddler in the face whithout breaking your stride. This should startle the unsuspecting parent. Yes you can do a combo, two or more toddlers or babys will be needed for a combo.

'Man this burrito is good, after I finish this I'm going toddler punching'.

by Big-Bad-Gob September 3, 2006

toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.

Why does that toddler have a cz Tweety bird chain when he makes minimum wage bagging groceries?

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL Elmo-as-Scarface airbrushed t-shirt is not cool.

by read a book February 16, 2008

President Toddler

The 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

"Despite the negative press covfefe"
Random User: Well, shit. President toddler's at it again!

by De Lumpdumper October 29, 2017

90s toddler

Anyone born between 1988 and 1997 (could also be 1989-1998, but most commonly it is 1988-1997).

If you're born in 1996, you are a 90s toddler.

by QQBoy2 June 6, 2013

tiddle

A childish way to say urinate used for young children espeacily in potty training

come on just do a little tiddle

by nasco May 6, 2008

toddler boner

When a woman is so attractive, that even toddlers are noticeably aroused by her.

Sheila is so hot that when she walked past the daycare center, some Pampers were pushed to their stretching point. Thus entering her into the annals of toddler boner

by blindpouch April 6, 2011

tiddlehoop

It's a fucking tiddlehoop.

You're a fucking tiddlehoop.

by Chink ass ho November 24, 2013