Genital Thwarts

The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.

The aftermath of being cock blocked.

"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."

"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."

by me0wmix January 19, 2010

Genital Thwarts

The unisex term for cockblock / twat swat. The act of blocking sexual advances or a turn-off.

A girl at the club last night was so ugly and annoying, she was giving everybody genital thwarts!

by InFurry8 March 2, 2019

Fuddle thwack

Slowly but backwards moving/ gravitational pull to specified designation of not getting robbed by tweakers

Look at that fuddle thwacker doing the usual dumbass buying from convenience store called golden express

by Kali Man Jom November 20, 2021

Pussy Thwacker

Somebody who participated in an extreme volume of pussy play.

Man 1: “She let me play in her pussy 5 days a week! Officially making me a pussy thwacker!”

Man 2: “ You really played with it 5 days a week?”

by Bigpeezzy July 23, 2023

Irish Thwack

To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.

Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!

by Sloth50Cal March 28, 2024

sorted or thwarted

successfully completing a task or not

How'd it go at the benefits office? Sorted or thwarted?

by sorted or thwarted October 21, 2018