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cock juggling thunder fuck

A real fucktard who owes money to his friend but never gives him the money, and goes given gum to little bitches.
Gabe: Where tf my money?
Terrence: I aint got yo money nigga
Gabe: well suck my dick then!
Terrence: I think the fuck not
Gabe: well get my money by sucking other peoples dick, or ill have my kkk Nation come burn you.
Terrence: NO
Gabe: your a real cock juggling thunder fuck you know that?
by MasterSlayer December 5, 2017
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Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt

The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.
Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother
by L. Longford July 19, 2010
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ass thunder

I knew to pinch my nose when I heard Dan's ass thunder.
by Eric Cartman June 13, 2004
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thunder cunt

A word that u say when thay are being bigger then a cunt or a bitch
by jake jason November 27, 2016
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Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.
1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010
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Thanos

Dude did u see infinity war. My boy Thanos killed all them sorry ass heroes
by Idontfeelsogud12345 June 4, 2018
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Hydro Thunder

An arcade boat racing game that was also on Dreamcast, PSX, and N64. The announcers voice is more orgasmic than Morgan Freeman's voice, and the gameplay is so amazing that you would probably jizz in your pants.
P1: Hey man, you got any extra underwear?
P2: Why the hell whould you ask me that?
P1: I just played Hydro Thunder.
by ipwnn00bswithmyballz August 6, 2010
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