Thundercunt

1. To throw with excessive force; to piledrive that shit into the nearest surface.

2: What must be done to car batteries in relation to the ocean.

Will: I thundercunted that car battery right into the ocean.
Chad: And why would you do that?
Will: The electric eels need to charge somehow.

by MothmanOrSomething September 11, 2023

thundercunted

A term used to describe a state of extreme elated drunkenness - you’re on a war path. Most likely involving high levels of boisterousness and gaiety.

How was your night Frank?
Ah mate I was thundercunted.

by thundercunt81140 September 16, 2023

Thundercunt

When you throw something so hard it breaks the sound barrier and sounds like thunder.

Guy 1: I lost a ranked match and absolutely Thundercunted my hamster at my wall.

Guy 2: Holy shit, that poor thing definitely got turned to mush

by CriticalScout27 July 8, 2023

Thundercunt

verb
The act of throwing something with the pure, unbridled rage of 1,000 suns. Often resulting in the destruction of thrown item.

Tom: What is that hole in your wall from?
Rob: I lost 10 matches in a row and Thundercunted my hampster into the wall.

by the indus river valley July 22, 2023

thundercunt

propelling something (throwing or kicking) extremely hard and fast, usually at something or someone

Steve Martin : and Mbappé is through on goal, and he THUNDERCUNTS IT STRAIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE NET

by bumbarahsclaht August 8, 2023

Thundercunting

The act of using the entire power the universe to throw something at a wall as hard as humanly possible

Jerry lost a ranked match which resulted in him thundercunting his hamster against a wall

by Z3INU August 9, 2023

Thundercunted

A term used to describe a person who high as fuck while been surrounded by some of the greatest people on earth, and has a complete feeling of been absolutely wasted, in a space where space and time no longer have any effect and the people you are with just make you feel so special, that they alter the earths meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms of internal peace and absolute euphoria.

I feel so thundercunted.

by Thefrerk June 6, 2022