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In the year 1999 Yahoo! chat was revolutionized by a man known by many names; Taran, Ba'al, Aiden, Cyril, many more, and foremost, Davy. Through the golden age of Yahoo! (1999-2001) through the fall of the Metal:1 empire (late 2003) "Davy" or "Thundersteel Von Battletrance" oppressed the peoples of Yahoo! Metal rooms 1-4 with an iron fist. Using ingenius stealth name tactics in his early operations to scout attack and loot a room of up to 40 regs (sometimes with no more than 3 Loyalists), Davy's regime grew in power until expansionism forces held territories in Black Metal/Abusing Females:1, Music chat, Punk chat, The Guitar room network and Jewish Teens:1. The end came when the 3rd wave of Indian fat women launched an allied advance on Metal:1 (previously thought untouchable) with the support of Metal Daze, Metal Teers, Wicked Clownz, various other barbarian outlanders, and the native Metal:1 peasant class uprising. The Regime had exiled these forces seperately before but together the sheer mass of low quality numbers could not be held off even by the most dominant empire in Yahoo! chat history. The stronghold was lost. The dreams of many shattered.
The Aftermath.
With Metal:1 (the Rome of the Davyan Empire) in ruins, outside territories took advtantage of the comminication blockade and rebelled against the high warrior castes. A bounty on his head and no kingdom left to rule, Road_Warrior_Davy looked to new ally Real_men_have_action_mullets for refuge in his small but concentrated and loyal kingdom, Punk 'n ska 'n thrash:1. Like all things, the Kingdom of Punk room 1 did not last as a bug in yahoo directed "n00bs" into the room locking out its own ruling order. A prison camp-like outpost, Punk 'n Ska 'n thrash:2 was occupied and remains the stronghold of Davy and Cid to this day (January 2005). Plans to re-occupy both Punk room 1 and Metal room 1 have been rumored as of late but with the "n00b" bug still around the future for one of the greatest heros in Yahoo! lore is uncertain.
by enforcer8 January 9, 2005
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Mexican Thunderbutt

When you drink the water in Mexico and end up with bloody diarrhea for a week.
Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.
by KelleyRoss August 18, 2009
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Thunderbird

One who takes a break during a workout when it's time to do intense exercises (i.e. burpies, 100 m sprints, and suicides)
Coach: "Alright maggots, time for suicides!"
*Thunderbird leaves*
Athlete: "There's thunderbird again!
by #Daequanmovement July 27, 2014
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ThunderButtons

When women who have buttcheeks that are larger than melons , this is the sound that is heard when their fat-butted pants hit their chairs
When she sat i heard nothing but ThunderButtons !!!!!!

She had the loudest ThunderButtons in 3 trailer parks!!!!!!
by pheonix222 May 20, 2010
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Thundercat

A woman that has passed the status of gold digger with no survival skills to make it on her own as a cougar.

A woman that attempts to turn a one-night stand into a lifetime commitment.

A ho trying to be a housewife.

Too much drinking, partying, and sex, at an early age causing a woman to age aggressively is a tell-tale sign.
A Cougar will buy you a drink; a Thundercat can't buy herself the time of day.

"Dude, if he takes that Thudercat home, she'll never leave."
by Kromen January 5, 2010
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Thundercat

A lady that is more than double your age that shows sexual interest in you.
Madonna is a thundercat as her lover is less than half her age
by Robotron C April 3, 2011
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thunderbolt

A non-lift serviced alpine ski trail on the east face of Mt. Greylock in western Massachusetts. Has hosted an annual downhill race for over 75 years. The 1.6 mile long trail has been used in the past by olympic skiers. Named after the Thunderbolt rollercoaster which was located in the former Revere Beach amusement park.
After humping Greylock and downing a sixer of PBRs, Josh slapped on his splitters and began to shushboom down the Thunderbolt until he wiped out and had a huge yardsale.
by desertdork March 17, 2010
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